Hmmmm...Ducks with bows and arrows? There has been only one product ever mass-produced containing three such things...

QUACK SHOT! The greatest game ever made in the entire history of the universe! I think the game came out around 1994-'95ish. I remember when I was like five years old, and my mom came home from the mall, with approximately 8,428 bags, one of them emblazoned with a giant K-B on it. My mom hands me the bag and in it is, you guessed it, Quack Shot. Enough pointless reminiscing, let's move on to the rules of the game.

Just kidding, there aren't really any rules. Hahaha hehehe hohoho, just kidding again. The game does come with a rulebook, but nobody wants to learn the real way to play the game. Anyway, my unwritten rule is you just shoot as many farm animals as you can until there aren't anymore on the hub. Whoever has the most after they're all gone gets to kick the other losing players in the nuts.

Sound easy? Well that's because it is. It's actually fairly simple to hit rotating livestock with a plunger from seven inches away. Quack Shot would probably be one of the easiest games to win...if it weren't for these fags:

Farmers. I've never liked 'em. And this game gives me more of a reason to hate. The farmers just sway back and forth, making it almost impossible to get the arrows past them to hit the targets.
In conclusion, Quack Shot was once a great game. Pretty fun to play, too. But it was just more fun once a friendly, non-competitive match erupted into a full-scale riot.

--Kyle.